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hey bitches. this is the combined works of the culinary geniuses, pussy and fanny. we're lesbians and like to have sex a lot. our favorite places to have sex include public toilets and trampolines. we like to pee in interesting places, and keep a record of everywhere we've done it (pee, that is). we have sex far too often to keep a count. we're so hot guys have been known to blow themselves if we spare them a glance. we don't do that often, though. we have eyes only for each other. sometimes our friends join in and we have an orgy. spankers likes to spank ppl in their most sensitive parts. especially elderly men's hairy testicles. bird-turd is always covered in gooey, white muck. she says it's bird shit, but we all know it's cum. infidelity is the biggest slut of us all. fanny and i (this is pussy writing) can stick both our heads up her vagina and she will hardly notice. skag! papsmear has an odd obsession with papsmears, and has one every day. she enjoys suckling inanimate objects, drawing penises, and has been known to get turned on by the weirdest things (like bugs, pedophiliac porn and chemistry tubes). i hope you all enjoy our work. it took great time and effort. kisses (only to the pretty ones) pussy and fanny. rot in hell, fucktards.