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I'm alive. What more do you need to know?
Fine, I'll keep typing then.
I am a college student who loves anime, manga, video games, half life, half life 2, home cooking, my dog even though he is an idiot, and explosions. I write fan fiction found at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/802431/ if anyone would care to read it. Sadly though I have far more ideas than I have time to write them so I don't have much.
Deviantart holds my soul. I would give up both legs for talent like the stuff I find. Or I'd give up both legs for, oh I don't know, say . . . 100 million dollars? But whatever.
Go find something better to do with your time.
Or you can read these quotes that I find to be rather amusing.
From Half-Life 2 in reference to their teleportation machine.
Barney Calhoun: You mean it’s working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.
Dr. Isaac Kleiner: There’s nothing to be nervous about.
Alyx Vance: What cat?
Dr. Isaac Kleiner: We’ve made major strides since then. Major strides.
Alyx Vance: What cat?
If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer."
Boys and girls, do not go with Sora on random adventures. You will get lost and DIE. Do not go with him when he fights Heartless. Do not go with him to find any lost friends. Just don’t go with him, okay?
As I recall, in the final battle I had skyscrapers, FRIGGEN SKYSCRAPERS, thrown at me. How did I cheat?
Sora, listen here hero boy. I am the final boss. My power level is INFINITE. If I wanted to pull GOD, out of the sky, and throw him at you, It's totally legal!
My light, mutha fucka. Do you has it? – taken from http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59882604/
Everything in this room is eatable. In fact, even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is called CANNIBALISM, which is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Books give you knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, crime doesn't pay. SO DON'T READ BOOKS!!