description About
ApollinaV is most known for her wicked mouth. Whether swearing like a drunken Jarvey (often) or singing at the top of her lungs (badly) - it gets her in trouble - a lot. Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor).
Since graduating Hogwarts she has worked as a Sexual Harassment Investigator, Computer-Porn Detective, and Ribbon Candy Puller (ok I made one of those up, but it would still be freakin' awesome to do that.) Occasionally she writes - nobody has seen fit to pay her for that yet. For fun she cos-plays Gilderoy Lockheart (yes, seriously), organizes the Junior Ladies Death Eater and Garden Club, sews cloaks, capes, and wizarding robes, and burns things in her kitchen. She currently lives with husband (Mr. AV), and cats (Moshe and Catherine), in the Southwestern-ish area of the United States, as a Muggle. Her wand is currently non-functioning but it does make a dandy back-scratcher.
She consideres her beta Christev and alpha-reader Mischievous_t to be her bestest-bestest friends, cohorts, and future cell-mates. Her work is spread among the archives at AFF, FFnet, OWL, and TPP.