Yodeladyhoo

You’re here because you are curious about me. Tsk, tsk. Don’t you know that curiosity killed the cat ? I hope you're not feline ! What I’m willing to tell you can be divided into two types of information: permanent and transitional. The permanent information that I'm willing to share is that I’m a heterosexual female with three children. I am old enough to say that I remember when all of these movies and stories listed in FanFiction were out in the theatres. My birthday is 20 years and 3 days after our favourite leading male, David Jones ( a.k.a. Bowie ). The transitional information that I‘m willing to share is that I’m married to the father of my children, alive and well in the United Sates of America. My current responsibilities are the upkeep, upbringing and welfare of my family, both offspring and ancestral. If you wish to contact me, do so. I am usually very friendly and I don’t bite, under most circumstances. The circumstances in which I do bite are: you are the Dish of the Day. ( Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy—The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. ) you are over 21. you are male. you are willing to enter in a relationship with a married woman in which her relationship is going to remain the same. you ask me to.