Moonstruckcat

Dear everyone in the entire world, I’m dumb as dirt, sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry. I can’t figure out how to navigate aff.net properly, so please just be happy/contented with this whore-ish/crap-ish idiotic excuse for a haphazard profile. My name is Laura-Jane…I’m 18. I am supposed to be playing homework when I frolic on my keyboard. I live in a place where it’s hot and gross and it never snoooooooooowsssssssss (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck). I’d like to marry me a hot piece of wealth-man so I can sit allll day and write stories (and attend lavish social events and snob about because how incredibly fun would it be to sip on champagne as you discuss the hilarity of modern art?). I have hobbies...but they're all so grossly cliche teenager-y, they're just not that fun to talk about. Most of my friends don’t know about my obsession with boys kissing…Don’t telllllllllllllllllllllll them. None of them know about my happy stories. That’s a hush-hush kind of deal. I lurve everybody ever! You’re the best, I’m sure of it.