PSB

Sex is the best drug in existent. Pleasure making is a form of art. Women are the second best damn thing in the 'verse. After futball... Kidding, they are comming short behind beer. Perversion is just like fanfiction. Only you use your fingers on an other keyboard and your lower brain for ideas. Yes, I'm a male. I usually evolve into typical male activities, like drinking contests, rock festivals, beach-stalkings and futball. And I absolutely love women. All are a most unique piece of art from Mother Nature. I'm not a sex-machine, more like a pleasure artist. My paintbrush is between my thighs and my instuments are the ladies. However, I have sentimental dreams of perfect girl only for me, living in a moderate, secluded love-cottage, near the brink of civilization, in perfect harmony, peace and love. Oh my... Well, I can always hope. The meaning of life? Well, I dunno'... but I'll make love to my lovely ladies while I figure it out. (Besides, look at the animals, they sleep, eat and shag. Okay, reproduction... but we do act on that instinct, the pleasure is just the bonus. Hmmm... that's about it. Read away if you'd like and masturbate for me if it turns you on. And maybe send me a note...just clean your hands before :) If you are disintrested, well then, go out hunting, and give into your dark desires...they're there for a reason... Enjoy!