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I'm a cynical, bitter 22 year old who figures that one day, I'll write some epic-tastic novel about the frailty of the human spirit and the depravity of mankind before retiring to a small rural village in Spain to live off royalties for the rest of my life.
In the meantime, I write fanfiction. Kinky, smutty RPS about sexy, slashy Australian comedians because they bring it on themselves so readily. I figure I'm saving brainspace while my epic-tastic novel brews away, waiting to be written.