NeuroticNut

Age: 19 years young Sex: Why, yes, I don't mind it. Email: schifferjacks@gmail.com Feel free to email me with a beta job! Or really, if you have anything fun and/or witty to say. If you're lucky, funny and/or witty, I'll email you back. I'm always up for a chat if I don't think you're creepy! Even then, I've a pretty high tolerance for creepy... Is that creepy? Gender: Female Orientation: Heterosexual, though I'm up for experimentation. Measurements: My hair is 26 inches long, my feet are a size 7-8, and my longest scar is one and a quarter inch. Personal motto: Fun first, safety later. Oh, dear. I happened across this site due to a funny little chance. I'm sincerely glad I did. It's extremely entertaining and it's much more reliable for actually having good stuff most of the time, rather than what you find in The Pit. But I found here from there. I will forever be thankful, but I've moved on. *thanks entities* I'm interested in the following fandoms and pairings mostly: -Bleach (SchifferJacks, IchiIshi, ByaRen, more) -Naruto (NaruSasu, KakaIru, KakaSasu, more) -Air Gear (IkkiKazu) -D.Gray-man (KandaAllenLaviTykki, any combination thereof) -Kingdom Hearts (RikuSora, AkuRoku, more) -Samurai Champloo (MugenJin) -Final Fantasy (LeonCloud, SephirothCloud, more) God, I know I'm missing some. But, you can basically tell that I'm a real yaoi fanatic. Seriously. Maybe you're a fellow one for all I know. God knows why you're reading this. Uh, what should other people know about me? Um.... Whenever someone goes, "But, um..." I add the horrible impression of a cymbal. What else? Oh, I know. Hates: -The word "Homeostasis" -The names "Helga", "Olga", and most others that require a lugie to be hawked. -Some of my friends. I swear to god. -Talk of the meatpacking industry. -Textures of certain foods. (Tomatoes and cucumbers for instance) -Mary-Sue OCs. Despise her and her magical twin brother Gary-Stew. I actually don't like original characters inside a fandom to begin with. I do, however, like original stories. *grin* Loves: -The words "Harlot", "Charlatan", and "Mlurph" -Reading gay porn. Seriously, it's great. *fully appreciates* -Writers who will write it. For me or not, I don't care. -College AUs. Especially the Naruto ones. Try "Conquest". -Anime. Those listed above, and much, MUCH more. -Manga. Is this included in "anime"? I don't know. I'll add it anyway. -MarioKart