GaryIsangmaKegmret

You may call me Gary Kegmret, Isangma, I R Lulz or El-Randissimo. ~xXx~ I just got scarred about a minute ago because I'm watching iCarly with my brothers and Gibby started dancing. And now it's double the pain because a girl like him started dancing as well. I don't get it. I can read rape, violence and abuse, I can watch Law & Order SVU/CI and Cold Case without a problem, but watching Gibby dance is scarring for my poor mind. Though it was a This-is-so-funny-I-think-I'm-scared-for-life kind of scarred. ~xXx~ Right. I have an account on FanFiction, FictionPress, and deviantART. FanFiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1473750/Isangma FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/635592/I_R_Lulz deviantART: http://el-randissimo.deviantart.com/ I now have a wonderful invention called the laptop, so I can now get to writing! >D Memory space galore! ~xXx~ Expect to be incredibly creeped out by some of my stories. My friend once said I wrote horror. But that's not true, I simply write reality. ~xXx~ I could write story requests, but it all depends. Details can be worked out if you email me, and if my email isn't visible... I'll give it to you personally. ~xXx~ Favourite quotes: May all you bacon burn! ~Calcifer Good morning, Sunshine! The Earth! Says! 'Hello!' ~Willy Wonka Sanity is simply a state of mind for the truly insane ~Gary Love is blinding, thus all people in love are handicapped. ~Guy in Domini-chan's class ~xXx~ I love Death Note. I love L. I adore Beyond Birthday with an unhealthy obsession bordering stalkerism. I am obviously exaggerating a bit, but that's besides the point. ~xXx~ Well, I bid thee adieu. P.S. I speak french fluently. I'm just too lazy to prove it. Also, I like a lot of fandoms, a wide variety of them. And I'm willing to spread my horizons, so if you have a good title or series to propose to me, I'm open. P.S. 2: RAVE ABOUT TWILIGHT ONE MORE TIME TO ME, AND I SWEAR I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK. FACE IT PEOPLE, IT WASN'T THAT GREAT. It wasn't that bad (I'm being nice here), but it wasn't the best. So please, NO. Actually, I take what I said before back. TWILIGHT WAS AN INSULT TO GOOD LITERATURE EVERYWHERE. If it can be counted as literature in the first place.