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TheDarkSynfulLegend: Owner's Guide and Maintenence Manual � 2011 *** CONGRATULATIONS! *** You are now the proud owner of a DarkSynfulLegend Unit! To ensure that she performs to her full potential, please follow the manual. TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Name: TheDarkSynfulLegend/ChevronSevenLocked Nicknames: Syn, Ithi, Zin, Hey You Orientation: Now that's a loaded question. Questionable. Manufacturers: His parents, duh! Date of Production: Wednesday. February 23. Height: Medium - 170.18cm Weight: Now that's just rude. Age: Immortal ACCESSORIES Your DarkSynfulLegend comes equipped with a number of accessories. They are the following. In order to keep your unit happy....leave these items alone. 1) A DELL laptop 2) Several Notebooks to jot down ideas 3) A large coffee mug with Grumpy the dwarf on it. 4) Supply of Vanilla Coffee ( refills available upon request ) 5) Supply of French Vanilla Creamer ( refills available upon request ) 6) Glass Ashtray 7) Pack of Cigarettes ( DO NOT attempt to take these from your unit, he will hunt you down and cut your heart out with a spoon, refill IMMEDIATELY if used ) 8) Cellular Phone 9) iPod with Skull Candy Headphones ( Recharge IMMEDIATELY upon Battery Death ) 10) DSiXL Lite with several games. ( DO NOT attempt to take from unit ) 11) One Fennec Fox Plushie ( Pretend you do not SEE your unit with this ) 12) One Jack Sparrow Fleecy Throw ( Again, Pretend you do not SEE your unit with this )