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Hello.
I am an idiot. I just thought I'd get that out of the way first. You see, it's something you have to understand before I tell you all the merry things I've done in this place.
It all started when I began copying stories from other places. I'm just that cool, you know? And I even put "I own nothing..." in my disclaimers. And I owned nothing, not even the story! Clever, aren't I? But in another one I threw in a "except the story itself" because damn, I'm just that cheeky.
Then I decided to create an atrocious monster of a story, something I cobbled together after a night of heavy drinking and experimenting with my skull and a meat tenderizer. You know, I'm just so awesome the staff is still, to this day, debating if I'm a troll or just plain dumb. I wrote something so bad and plain old stupid that nobody can tell if I did it on purpose or not! I'm so clever! Are you noticing a trend? Yes, I just have no imagination. It's not my fault, I'm just addicted to the meat tenderizer.
So the AFF mods decided to take over my profile when they found me out. Spoilsports, they have this silly thing against plagiarism and trolling. I'm gone for good. Not coming back. And you know how they found me out? They thought my writing was so bad I was a minor! And then they saw my other stories and thought "Now wait a tick! This is actually readable!" and promptly found out my ruse. I guess I should have thought this through and made it less obvious, if I wanted to stick around. I guess all that alone time I'm spending with the meat tenderizer and my poor skull is finally catching up with me.
But I'm sure you must be asking yourself: Why? Why did I do all this? And I reply: Because I'm an idiot.
I told you right from the start!