madoldsquib

(This is for the things FF.net deems too naughty.) I'm two pints of bitter and a lahdi away from the looney bin. I like my porn logical, my vodka straight and my disputes violent. I am not one of those authors who updates religiously every day. If the Muse strikes, it will happen...but don't hold your breath for anything beyond three times a week. I would much rather provide you with an interesting, proofreaded and thoroughly thought out update than burn out on mindless spam and filler that makes the Queen's English want to take a dive off the Astronomy Tower. I may be a smut peddler. But I have my dignity. TBC~ Stories in progress: An Old Cure