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Reader: Who are you?
Cin: Who am I? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a girl on the internet.
Reader: Well I can see that.
Cin: Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a girl on the internet, who she is.
Reader: Oh, right.
Cin: But on this most auspicious of websites, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Cin giggles.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Cin.