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​To whom it may concern: I have removed my dabbles into the realm of Bleach fanfiction, for the time being. My reasoning for this is simple: I have reviewed the work I had posted, and decided that it needed very serious and extensive editing before I would think of it as fit to read. Most was written several years ago, and I would like to think that my skills as a writer have increased ever so slightly since then. I will repost them once I have put them through their paces, and finished a few more pertinent projects. My apologies for the inconvenience.
Good evening, friends and readers (if you're not my friend, you must be a reader, or else I'm just spinning my wheels here). If you're reading this, then it means I am dead and must pass on my vast knowledge and immense wealth posthumously...
Nah, I'm yanking your proverbial chain, but I'm guessing that you knew that. Hopefully you can tell by now that I have a bit of a sense of humor, if only just a sense. It likes to come out in my stories when it can, and I'm not inclined to stop it; in fact, I wish it would show itself more often. I can't stick with a plot to save my life and I can barely hold to a scene, so making sure that my readers laugh is one of the brighter gems in my small bag of diamonds.
The ability to create and maintain intimacy is another, I hope. I like to think that I can write some semi-decent smut, and I'm always open to criticism or critique'. If you find the time to hack through any of my posted works and have nothing but bile to give me in a review, then please, by all means, spit it out. I'd prefer your honesty to your flattery; I won't learn or try to improve if no-one tells me I'm screwing something up.
That being said...compliments are still nice. All I ask is that you mean what you say. ^_^
Getting back to my point (another bad habit; super glue and duct tape couldn't keep me on-topic for long), I believe that my meager writing talents serve me well enough to create some steam on the pages and the occasional nosebleed from my readers, or so I've been told. I enjoy writing such things and the greatest happiness I derive from them is in knowing that someone else got a kick out of them, too. Happy as I would be if I did this all for myself, I won't deny that it makes me happier to do it for you, dear reader.
I will listen to questions and requests, but this does not mean I am required to answer or to oblige. If a request sounds intriguing, I will put it in my que of things that NEED to be worked on (it's fairly short, but progress is slow; chronic writer's block is a bitch), but hopes should not be raised.
So, to recap: hopefully funny, hopefully sexy, open-minded, borderline A.D.D., taking requests. That's me, that's my work.