Merrick's grandmother dies, landing him, an almost-orphan and almost-ex-hustler, in the most terrifying place ever: Suburbia. Throw in an annoying, achievement whore of an almo ...
Erik is an oversexed, megalomaniacal high school Adonis; Alexis is his nerdburger object of affection. They can't live without each other, but if anybody finds out they're together, they're dead - esp ...
