Belfry

I am a 58 year-old bi-sexual man,  single (no surprise),  from the Louisville, Kentucky, area (We have a famous horserace here the first Saturday in May).

I was recently disabled (amputation),  4 years after I had triple bypass open heart surgery.  Living on fixed income sucks!

I have a 33 year-old female FWB.  I love her,  but she only thinks of me as her uncle.  It is she I base my version of Mary Test on.

As with most writers,  personal experiences are interwoven in my story.

In 2008,  I was one of the winners of a Peak Antifreeze Indy 500 race experience with Danica Patrick:  http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/contests-and-sweepstakes/766016/  (she's NOT as well endowed as her SI swimsuit pics make her to be.  I had to lean down to get both our faces aligned in our picture!  Being an expert of breasts sizes,  I believe she was a 30-B in her padded driving suit. I made a mistake when I told my then-girlfriend that;  to this day,  she still thinks I had a one-time affair with her!  Cra-cra!

My above listed FWB thought I had faked it--until she saw me on TV on a pre-race show years later.

Had Pit Row passes during the time trials.  The following day,  I drove three laps on the track in an Indy car,  which I had to do a class to to get to drive it.

Met Mario Andretti,  and rode three laps at 200 mph.  And I thought the Lightening ride the local Six Flags was fast,  now it's boring.

I plan to write a "Footnote" chapter,  explaining my personal experiences that I've merged into each chapter of the story.