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I'm a gigantic Russian woman standing at over 8' 4". I live on a solitary farm in Northern Finland, and the only way I can get Internet is by praying to Moloch to give me access.
My regular hobbies include going into crypts and looking for treasure, playing movie theme songs on the Valiha, swimming to Scotland for a midday Haggis, and going for a polar bear plunge or two when I get home. My husband is the Doctor. Who, you ask? Well...
"I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn… which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I am a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!"