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If I'm being completely honest, the pen name gives just about all of the information that is important to know about me. I'm not that intriguing of a person.
But
If I'm really that interesting to you to the point where you actually want to know more about me, then come no further. Everything you need to know about my shitty personality is right here for everyone to see.
This acts as my therapy, so it's a win-win situation.
Anyway, I'm nothing special when push comes to shove. I'm just someone with a basic understanding of the common English vernacular and knows how to utilize so my writing isn't completely incomprehensible and impossible to follow.
And yes, I use big words without completely understanding what they mean to make me look smarter, so there's that.
One important thing to know about me is that I am a gay, so don't be coming here expecting any of that straight shit unless I'm in the mood for it because—let's be honest—tits are still great no matter what your sexuality is.
Kinda like the force, in the sense that it binds the galaxy together and shit like that, but it doesn't penetrate us—for obvious reasons—so I guess that it's not the perfect analogy.
Overall, I'm new to this whole writing thing, so my first few works will likely be pieces of shit that I'll look back on for years to come with a deep sense of regret and embarrassment as the cringe makes its way down my spine and fucking paralyzes me in the driver's seat of my 2017 all black Jeep Grand Cherokee while I'm singing along to the Rent soundtrack for the ten thousandth time that month.
So yeah, to recap, I'm a gay piece of shit that is going to suck at writing, and as my name suggests, I like both hoodies and otters.
Simply riveting.