Mikan

Heyos! I'm pretty new here (still brewing up my first fic) but I hope I can fit the standards here and successfully avoid every Mary-Sue writer with unforeseen accuracy! Er... Yeah. Screw that. I'm a fuck-the-system punk and I like comedy and horror and all things that make people go wtf??? I write Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction, just soz ya knowz. Ah yes, and my career goal is as an Egyptologist. And in case you didn\'t notice, I am UTTERLY RANDOM!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I started writing fanfiction when I was 12, just your average fluffy shonen-ai bit. But, then, *someone* exposed me to the fine art of yaoi. Thus, my first hardcore sex fic was born. It was... well... total shit. Let\'s just say that it was only up from there. So, I got my own fanfiction.net account and began writing many fics. At one point, I was managing 14 incomplete fics at the same time. They\'ve all been deleted. All my fics have been deleted. I\'m currently rewriting Pyrrhic for aff.net, and I might post a few mild humour fics on ff.net, but I\'m going to let you guys see the steel of my lemon fics (haha), instead of the slag-like humour I\'ll use to stave off Mary-Suers on the kiddie site. Jouissez du mon crap!