Metranome

I enjoy reading quality fiction that is able to carry a plot without the aid of shameless smut. Of course, smut is good too, on occasion. Even, and perhaps especially, the shameless kind. UPDATE CENTRAL: I give up (temporarily). College is killing me by inches, and it doesn't even have the decency to do a proper villain monologue while the high intensity laser-beam is headed for my crotch ("Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Metranome, we expect you to FAIL! MWUHAHAHA!"). So unfortunately, I'm finally being forced to put all of my stories on hold until I have some breathing room again. I never wanted it to happen, but it has, and I very much regret it. So to everyone who reads my stuff, I apologize, and I'll be back as soon as I can (possibly the coming summer; that would be good). Thank you guys for your support since I arrived here, and I hope some of you are still around when I come back. Peace and Out. ALSO: I'm removing the One Piece fic "Zoro's Protest" on the grounds that it totally sucks, and I really just wanted that plot bunny out of my system. I shall not abide the existence of OOC in my list of fics if I can do a damn thing about it.