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LIKES-Petty grudges, U2, David Bowie, HIM, Guns N Roses, Anne Rice, Richard Layman, Dean Koontz, League Of Gentlemen, Only Fools and Horses, writing fanfiction, taunting midgets and then placing my hand on top of their head to keep them at bay when they freak out and wanna punch my kneecaps out and complaining about my many dislikes...
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DISLIKES-Gary Coleman, Surfing the internet for porn and finding pictures of Grandma. You know how sometimes you try to open a bottle of beer with your teeth and the neck shatters in your mouth? I hate that oh and that Gary Coleman fellow...
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BIO-A disgruntled denizen of the imploding Internet economy, I sit and spin for a living in Lake District, Merry Ole England.